Dearly Beloved, we gather here today to honor Tupu, our wonderful blue fish of 8 months and 11 days. Tupu, you were a faithful pet companion who brought joy in to our lives as we watched you swim. You never asked for much except clean water and a pinch of dried worms every morning. Little Gavin, next door, liked you so much he named his own very first fish after you. May you swim happily in fishy heaven.